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China elects new president
General Mao Vagine is the new Chinese president as from today. The 35 year old is the youngest ever Chinese president but has experience in international politics. He is a graduate of Beijing University-masters, Harvard-bachelor and Oxford-PHD in Political Science and love making. He also attended China's top military school and became General.He plans on keeping the same type of government ie Socialist but will increase trade with other nations aswel as establishing friendly relations with most of the world. He seeks economic growth and will increase human rights even of the Uyghurs to a maximum level. His top ministers are the following:
Jiang Xiaoping - Minister of foreign affairs
Shi Huangdi - Minister of trade
Pampos Takkos - Minister of Love and wild sex
General Mao Vagine 09/06/70 was born in Shanghai. He was from a middle class family as his father was a manager of a factory and his mother owned a sex shop, and from there Mao received his surname which is not his real one. His real surname is Big Willy but his friends would call him Vagine because he was one hell of a love maker. After studying in 3 universities with scholarships and knowing Chinese, English, Russian, French, Greek and Chechnian he managed to find a job at the Chinese Ministery of foreign affairs. We must mention that he attended Kill Bill Military school in Beijing. He slowly climbed up and up until he reached top position in China- President _________________ General Mao Vagine
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