China elects new president

General Mao Vagine is the new Chinese president as from today. The 35 year old is the youngest ever Chinese president but has experience in international politics. He is a graduate of Beijing University-masters, Harvard-bachelor and Oxford-PHD in Political Science and love making. He also attended China's top military school and became General.He plans on keeping the same type of government ie Socialist but will increase trade with other nations aswel as establishing friendly relations with most of the world. He seeks economic growth and will increase human rights even of the Uyghurs to a maximum level. His top ministers are the following:
Jiang Xiaoping - Minister of foreign affairs
Shi Huangdi - Minister of trade
Pampos Takkos - Minister of Love and wild sex

General Mao Vagine 09/06/70 was born in Shanghai. He was from a middle class family as his father was a manager of a factory and his mother owned a sex shop, and from there Mao received his surname which is not his real one. His real surname is Big Willy but his friends would call him Vagine because he was one hell of a love maker. After studying in 3 universities with scholarships and knowing Chinese, English, Russian, French, Greek and Chechnian he managed to find a job at the Chinese Ministery of foreign affairs. We must mention that he attended Kill Bill Military school in Beijing. He slowly climbed up and up until he reached top position in China- President
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General Mao Vagine

   

Flourishing future for China and Asia

Since electing a new president, China has gone from strength to strenght making new reforms and making huge progress. Firstly more freedom has been given to the Uyghurs, the turkic people of China who inhabit about a fifth of China. They have the right to celebrate all religious holidays and have become equal citizens to the Mandorin Chinese. Also other minorities aswell have stopped being criticized and persecuted for their religion and language. Furthermore the 'One Child Policy' has been changed as now a maximum of two children are allowed in order to stop China from suffering in the future from an ageing population.
Most importantly a new Organisation has begun in Asia with China being one of the founders. The Asian Union, the Asian equivalent of the E.U has been founded and already has four memebers: China, India, Russia and Turkey whilst any Asian nation is free to join. The A.U will definetly make Asia prosper economically whilst it will help the Asian nations establish friendlier relations. A parade will be held for General Mao Vagine today in Beijing on behalf of the people's gratitude to his greatness!
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General Mao Vagine